Sarah Millican – Late Bloomer
Presented by Adrian Bohm
Wed 12 March, 8:00pm - 10:00pm
When Sarah Millican was a child, she wouldn’t say boo to a goose. Quiet at school, not many friends, no boobs til’ she was 16.
Now? NOW she is loud, with good friends, a cracking rack and goose booing all over the shop.
In Late Bloomer, Sarah’s brand-new stand-up show, she explores how one became the other. Plus, lots of stuff about dinners and lady gardens. Come along, laugh at her, with her, beside her.
Venue address
Convention Centre
1 Convention Centre Place
South Wharf, Melbourne VIC Australia 3006Event links
Getting to MCEC
Planning your travel? We've got all the options covered.
For events at the Exhibition Centre, head to our Clarendon Street entrance. If you're heading to the Convention Centre, make your way to Convention Centre Place, between Pan Pacific Melbourne and DFO South Wharf.
Getting to MCEC
Planning your travel? We've got all the options covered.
For events at the Exhibition Centre, head to our Clarendon Street entrance. If you're heading to the Convention Centre, make your way to Convention Centre Place, between Pan Pacific Melbourne and DFO South Wharf.
Wilson Parking offers flexible rates and secure underground parking at the Exhibition Centre.
It also has accessible parking with lift access up to Door 1, 6 and 10 in the Exhibition Centre.
Book online to secure your spot at Wilson Parking .
Additional parking is available at South Wharf Retail car park , Siddeley St car park , Freeway car park or Montague Street car park .
See the car park locations below:
Plan your journey with the PTV journey plannerSouthern Cross Station is closest. Take tram routes 96, 109, or 12 to stop 124A Casino/MCEC/Clarendon Street outside our Clarendon Street entrance or walk 10 mins to reach our venue.
All metropolitan trains are wheelchair accessible and have allocated spaces for passengers using mobility aids.
Plan your journey with the PTV journey plannerTram routes 96, 109, and 12 will take you to stop 124A Casino/MCEC/Clarendon Street which is outside our Clarendon Street entrance.
Routes 70, 75, and the City Circle will take you to Stop 1 Spencer St/Flinders St, then you will need to make your way down Clarendon Street, generally a 5 minute walk.
Trams on routes 96 and 109 are usually low floor. To find out if the next tram at your stop will be a low-floor tram, look for the wheelchair symbol on tramTRACKER® . Low-floor trams have allocated spaces for passengers using wheelchairs or mobility aids.
Plan your journey with the PTV journey plannerBus route 237 from Southern Cross Station stops at Eighteen Pence Lane/Lorimer Street, a short 10 minute walk from our Convention Centre Place entrance.
Find a spot to park your bikeBike hoops are available at South Wharf Promenade (Exhibition Centre) and Convention Centre Place (Convention Centre). With over 2700 bicycle hoops scattered across the city, it's a convenient way to travel to our venue.
Find a taxi rank/rideshare drop-off pick-up point just outside the Convention Centre Place entrance.
Buy a ticket for the Melbourne City ExpressGrab a taxi or rideshare from your terminal and get dropped off at the Convention Centre Place entrance.
Or take the Skybus to Southern Cross Station, then transfer to the tram or walk 10 minutes to our Clarendon Street entrance.
Our venue
Welcome to our cash-free zone! Please use electronic payment methods when inside the venue.
Need cash? ATMs are conveniently located on the concourse of Melbourne Exhibition Centre near Door 4.
Our venue
Welcome to our cash-free zone! Please use electronic payment methods when inside the venue.
Need cash? ATMs are conveniently located on the concourse of Melbourne Exhibition Centre near Door 4.
Stay connected and productive at our charging stations conveniently placed throughout the venue.
Find them at Shed Café, Plenary Café, Goldfields Café + Bar, and behind the Sovereign Room staircase and Door 17 staircase.
Are you looking to store your coat, pram, or luggage?
Visit our Customer Service desk at Convention Centre Place, and our friendly staff will happily assist you.
Read our Conditions of EntryOur Conditions of Entry ensure a safe and inclusive environment for everyone who visits. They outline acceptable behaviour, health and safety measures, and conditions for filming and photography.
For parents and children, our Parent Rooms provide a comfortable and private space equipped for changing or feeding.
Located in both the Convention and Exhibition Centres.
Visit our prayer rooms located in Melbourne Convention Centre.
Enjoy free Wi-Fi throughout the venue.
Some events offer a dedicated premium network; event organisers will provide you with the network name and password if applicable.
Coffee, food and drink
Our Cafés
Craving a quick bite? Our cafes and bars serve fresh, in-house-made snacks and meals from premium, locally sourced ingredients. Coffee lovers rejoice—Padre Coffee is now in our cafes, along with seasonal bowls, sustainably caught fish and classic burgers.
South Wharf dining
Explore South Wharf’s vibrant dining scene, where diverse cuisine meets trendy bars in historic sheds. Enjoy riverside cocktails and gourmet meals just outside MCEC. For a quick bite, the DFO food court offers delicious options on the go.
Melbourne food scene
In the mood for something delicious? Melbourne's eclectic food scene is just a short walk or tram ride away from MCEC, offering everything from casual bites to fine dining. Discover the culinary delights that make this city a true foodie paradise.
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We are continually working to create a more inclusive event experience for all our visitors.
Assistance animals
We welcome assistance animals inside our venue. To provide comfort for both patron and animal, consider booking a wheelchair bay with a carer seat due to limited space between seating rows.
Assisted hearing
Meeting rooms within the Convention Centre are equipped with TTA Hearing Assisted telephones and hearing devices available for hire at no cost. Contact our Customer Service team at +61 3 9235 8000 or email enquiries@mcec.com.au to book.
Vision impairment
Braille is provided on all room door signage and fixed directional signage throughout the venue. MCEC is guide dog friendly, welcoming registered assistance dogs into all areas of the building.
Wheelchair access and hire
Accessible toilets, ramps, and lifts are available throughout our venue.
There is accessible parking at the Exhibition Centre Basement Car Park with lift access up to Door 1, 6 and 10 in Exhibition Centre.
We offer limited wheelchairs for day loans, with wider wheelchairs available if needed.
To arrange wheelchair hire, contact our Customer Service team at +61 3 9235 8000 or email enquiries@mcec.com.au .
Wide and accessible seating
Contact your authorised ticketing agent before the event to arrange an accessible seat, as on-the-day arrangements may not be possible.
In theatres, wider seats are available for use and are typically placed in accessible wheelchair spaces.
Please visit the Customer Service desk on arrival to arrange seating.
Discover more
We are continually working to create a more inclusive event experience for all our visitors.
Assistance animals
We welcome assistance animals inside our venue. To provide comfort for both patron and animal, consider booking a wheelchair bay with a carer seat due to limited space between seating rows.
Assisted hearing
Meeting rooms within the Convention Centre are equipped with TTA Hearing Assisted telephones and hearing devices available for hire at no cost. Contact our Customer Service team at +61 3 9235 8000 or email enquiries@mcec.com.au to book.
Vision impairment
Braille is provided on all room door signage and fixed directional signage throughout the venue. MCEC is guide dog friendly, welcoming registered assistance dogs into all areas of the building.
Wheelchair access and hire
Accessible toilets, ramps, and lifts are available throughout our venue.
There is accessible parking at the Exhibition Centre Basement Car Park with lift access up to Door 1, 6 and 10 in Exhibition Centre.
We offer limited wheelchairs for day loans, with wider wheelchairs available if needed.
To arrange wheelchair hire, contact our Customer Service team at +61 3 9235 8000 or email enquiries@mcec.com.au .
Wide and accessible seating
Contact your authorised ticketing agent before the event to arrange an accessible seat, as on-the-day arrangements may not be possible.
In theatres, wider seats are available for use and are typically placed in accessible wheelchair spaces.
Please visit the Customer Service desk on arrival to arrange seating.
Find the perfect place to stayStay close, stay connected. From upscale luxury to boutique charm or the ease of serviced apartments, we’ve got accommodation options to match your style.
Stay onsite at Pacific Melbourne or Novotel Melbourne South Wharf. Keep it local with our precinct hotels just moments from MCEC, or for that city buzz, explore our picks in Melbourne’s lively centre—each offering a unique way to experience the city's vibrant energy.
Discover the best of MelbourneThere’s just something magnetic about this city! As Australia’s beating heart of culture, creativity, and pulse-racing sports, Melbourne is alive with energy and diversity. From globally celebrated festivals to its status as a foodie’s paradise and the undisputed coffee capital, Melbourne’s charisma is undeniable.
Curious to see what all the buzz is about? Let MCEC be your guide through everything this dynamic city has to offer.
For more FAQs, explore our Plan your visit pagePlanning your visit to MCEC? Here’s what you need to know.
MCEC does not handle ticketing; please contact your ticket issuer directly for any ticket-related questions, like purchasing or misplaced tickets.
Large bags, prams, and suitcases are not allowed in Plenary and Goldfields Theatre; small bags are fine.
Cloaking services are available for larger items and must be collected within 30 minutes after the event.
You can bring cold food and drinks, but hot meals and open hot drinks are not allowed.
MCEC has enhanced security checks, so allow extra time for entry.
While social media posting is usually encouraged, cameras and recording devices may be restricted—check signage or ask our staff for details.